fuckin’ v day, man.

Ain’t it a bitch?

Whether you’re falling in love, falling out of love, or just being in love (with yourself or someone else); below are some nice copy and paste-able notes to send your cuties this Wednesday. You’re welcome.


Sig Oth:

I want you. I love you. To me, you are perfect in every way (even when you don’t __________). Not a single day goes by where I am not enamored by you. I cannot wait for the days to come with you. For us to grow and share and learn. Thank you for loving me, even at my worst. Now let’s have sex.


Player One in your Roster:

This day kind of sucks. Drinks and maybe make out? Cool. Happy V-Day.


Player Two in your Roster:

Oh it’s V- Day? I didn’t get you anything, sorry. Cocktails and see what happens later?


Cordial Ex:

Nah dude. Got plans but maybe tomorrow?


Ex You’re Still In Love With:

It may be a romantic holiday and this is wrong, I know. But if you aren’t doing anything, lets grab a drink. Miss you.


Ex You’re Still In Love With pt. 2:

God I miss you. I miss how your hand felt on the small of my back. I miss how you’d breathe me in. I miss how you’d hold on to my lips half a second longer after we would kiss. If you’re available, lets get together for a drink and be moderately miserable together?


Ex You’re Still In Love With pt.3:

What happened to us?


Retired From The Roster (good in bed):

*insert sexy bar* Drinks??


Retired From The Roster (bad in bed):

New phone, sorry.


Ex You Actually Hate:

New phone, sorry.


Your Gal Pals:

Wine and whine, tonight? Grigio is chilling. Love you.


I’ve only ever celebrated Valentine’s Day twice in my life that I can remember. The first was with my high school boyfriend and the second was the boy I spent a tumultuous chunk of college with. So I’m not good at this. Whether you’re spending it with a Sig Oth, someone from your roster, or with your gal pals. Know that someone, somewhere loves you and it’s just a fucking Wednesday. Get over it.

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