time. excuses. lies.

I don’t believe in bad timing. I don’t believe in fate or serendipitous notions. I do not believe in destiny. I cannot however, say I NEVER believed in these romantic ideas; because I did once. ¬†And then I grew up. I realized that all of these poetic ideals were cop-outs. They are excuses. They areContinue reading “time. excuses. lies.”

fuckin’ v day, man.

Ain’t it a bitch? Whether you’re falling in love, falling out of love, or just being in love (with yourself or someone else); below are some nice copy and paste-able notes to send your cuties this Wednesday. You’re welcome. Sig Oth: I want you. I love you. To me, you are perfect in every wayContinue reading “fuckin’ v day, man.”

for the guy who wanted to have it all.

We don’t love you. We don’t want to meet you in a sleazy restaurant/hotel/third floor walk up. We don’t even like you. You’re disgusting. Pathetic. And irrelevant. I hope she finds out. I hope your mother finds out. And I hope they both confront you. And make sure you know the pompous piece of shitContinue reading “for the guy who wanted to have it all.”

digital (digital) get down

Let’s talk about sex(ting), baby. In the words of my favorite villain, “Everybody does it… it’s just that no body talks about it.” GIRL. Sexting is a major deal right now. Gettin’ down online isn’t a thing of the future anymore. It’s a thing NOW. Right this minute. And increasing each second. Boys, girls, parents,Continue reading “digital (digital) get down”

“off” is the direction i would like you to fuck

Here’s a quick fuck you. Something short and sweet for you to read when you catch yourself thinking of me. (because we both know you will) Fuck you, dude. I’m not sure which PLANET you believed it would be okay to have a girlfriend and still casually date me. And then for you to makeContinue reading ““off” is the direction i would like you to fuck”